Sunday, August 16, 2009

Hilarious Pole Stories!

Since I am expanding my bou'doir dance business to include private pole dance parties in the home, and we are hiring instructors in Sacramento, Modesto, and surrounding Counties for www.jewelsexpression.com. I thought I had better take a few pole dance classes and try this out!

Oh my! What hard work this is!! Mind you, I am pushing 50 and have been working on a goal of losing 50 lbs by 50 years of age. Still have a way to go, but Oh My!!

So here I go, wearing shorter shorts than I have worn in years, platform shoes, and a tank top. Not so cute for a 50 by 50 year old. Apparently I signed up for the wrong class. I was a beginner. They were up on the pole and doing "tricks". This meant that I needed "special attention" for help to get up on the pole. Special attention was not what I was looking for, but I got it.

To get up on the pole I was told to wrap one leg around the pole, use my "traps" to pull up (huh?), get my body and pelvic bone against the pole, then swing around as I slowly come down the pole, easy. No problem!

My lovely lady lumps did not allow the pole to press up against by pelvic bone, so as I was spinning around towards the floor, trying not to scream, my inner thighs were stuck on the pole and kept me glued while my body was turning! I came down with a thump! The instructor, bless her heart, told me that I did good for the first time (ha!, I doubt that). I told her my butt was too heavy and was pulling me down. I didn't want to tell her that the skin has pulled off my thighs, because they were too fat and blocking my pelvic bone, pole connection.

Needless to say, I ended up sore, sweating and loving it! I am addicted! I drove home laughing at myself and mad at myself. Being competitive, I decided that I will master this!

Of course, my dance instructors that come to your house are much better than I for pole dance lessons. They are lovely, younger and strong! But don't let this stop you from trying this out. It is soooo much fun! There are also ways to dance with the pole without climbing and doing "tricks".

Send me your hilarious pole dance stories. I will send the funniest story I receive before my next posting, "shoe money" to shop at http://www.jewelsexpression.com/catalog/.

Check in next week for my trouble with getting my man to erect my pole in the garage!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The Power of Your Eyes!!

These simple steps can help any woman regain confidence in her seductive power!

Today many women make the mistake of believing that in order to be sexy or attractive; they need to change the shape and/or size of her body. Many young women feel unattractive, comparing themselves to the size zero, fake bodies we see in advertising. While women who have been through childbirth, or have a maturing body, often feel that their attractiveness is gone. Girls, this is so untrue!!

Your eyes are extremely powerful and can project a sexual prowess, your desired target will not know what hit them! Just follow these steps , practice and then see what happens!

This works best if you have a mirror to walk up to. If not, use a hand mirror.

#1. Walk to mirror, while smiling. Then back away.

#2. Now, smile while thinking of something sexy. For many women it helps to think of their favorite dessert. Yes, dessert. Visualize eating that dessert, the flavor, the sound of it in your mouth and how it feels to swallow it. Let that joy come through your eyes. Walk to the mirror and then back away.

For step 3, go to http://www.jewelsexpression.com

You can also call 408-267-8873 for classes on how to purrfect your power!

Bou'doir Dance Classses

New Session Dates for November, 2008
Wednesday's, 12, 19, 26 & December 3rd. From 7:15 - 8:15 p.m.
Come learn a new sensual, sexy way to dance & move! learn how to use the power of your eyes, and make a great entrance with "The Walk!" We will also be learning bou'doir, floor and chair dance. Learn how to empower yourself and epress your own jewels!
come early to register for the 4 week course $80.00, or drop in available for $25.00
JewelSexpression is also available for booking bachelorette, bridal,divorce, birthday or just a girls nite out party!
Classes are for women 18 years of age and above. Sage, comfortable environment. These classes are for women of all shapes, sizes, body and fitness condition. No dance experience necessary. No body exposure. No photos. Boa's, props and shoes provided.
Call 408-267-8873 or go to http://www.jewelsexpression.com for more details.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Bou'doir Dance Lessons

These classes not only offer great exercise, but are mentally empowering! Today's media gives an unrealistic view of what the "perfect" woman should be. Women can now learn to look at themselves and appreciate the beauty they are!
Learn how to be sexy and sensual, while maintaining grace, elegance and control!
Great for bridal parties and bachelorette parties!!